Dutch Falconi
Billing was as varied as their line-up with The Dutch Falconi Orchestra, Dutch Falconi and His Orchestra or Dutch Falconi and His Twisted Orchestra all being used.
A crazed Sacramento, CA area Big Band with an ever-changing line-up of upwards of 30 musicians, dancers and novelty acts, including The Infamous Penis Guillotine.
Active from 1991 until 2000.
Members:
- Dutch Falconi: Vocals and Band Leader
Together with, at one time or another:
- Kitten Fontina: Vocals "The Falcon-ettes"
- Laynie Xavier: Vocals "The Falcon-ettes"
- Pepper LaRue: Vocals "The Falcon-ettes"
- Johnny Splendor: Vocals
- Nathan Jones: Vocals
- Steve Vanoni: Saxophone
- "Gizmo" Avery: Saxophone, Vocals
- Bob Dowling: Saxophone
- Felicia Greenwood: Saxophone
- Brad Tom: Saxophone
- Chris Hall: Saxophone
- Buddy Wong: Saxophone
- Dan Jones: Tenor Saxophone, Flute
- Joe Fernandez: Alto Saxophone
- Tony Passarell: Baritone Saxophone
- Brian Salter: Clarinet
- Janet Howe: Clarinet (also as, Janet Smith)
- Patti Decker: Clarinet
- "Spider" Smith: Trumpet, Vocals, Percussion
- Jim Pantages: Trumpet
- Greg Sage: Trumpet
- Kevin Glancy: Trumpet
- Dean Alleger: Trumpet
- Kevin Glancy: Trumpet
- Chris Cook: Trombone
- Kurt Foy Booker: Trombone, Theremin
- Ron Hall: Trombone
- John Villec: Trombone
- Mark Helms: Drums, Percussion
- Dan Printz: Drums, Percussion
- Mike Turgeon: Bass
- Malcolm Prince: Bass
- Jason Gutierrez: Piano, Accordian
- "Finger" Printz: Guitar
Along with dancers:
- Collie "Go Lightly"
- Lisa "Sugar" Rush
- Nieves "Honey" Hagmeire
- "Phaedra" De Young
Discography:
- Shoes of Despair (1994 album)
- Krupa Kong (Salter)
- Bandstand (Falconi/Avery)
- The Shoes of Despair (Falconi/Avery)
- Dinner Show (Falconi/Affatica/Hall)
- I'll Show Them (Falconi/Avery/Miller/Fontina)
- Bad Girl (Avery)
- Insulting Tango (Falconi/Avery)
- Icicle World (Falconi/Avery)
- Potatoes, Carrots and You (Falconi/Affatica)
- Rocket Bra Revenge (Falconi/Avery/Fontina/Miller)
- Freeway Ghost Rider (Avery)
- Oh, Jonny (Falconi/Avery)
- Sweet Dreams (Falconi/Avery)
Recorded in one marathon session on February 6th, 1994 at Swing Street Studios, Sacramento, CA.
- Crimeboss Hootenanny (1997 album)
- Nooner (Villec/Hodnet) 2:04
- Fools Hit Parade (Falconi) 4:50
- Jerry the Junker (Clarence Stout/Clarence Williams) 3:56
- House Full of Hipsters (Alleger/Falconi) 3:42
- Back at Rudolfo's (Alleger/Falconi) 2:51
- Christmas in Las Vegas (Villec/Hodnet) 3:18
- Could Ya Cash My Check? (Avery) 1:21
- Mandarke Can Swing (Falconi) 4:09
- Lepke Finger Gang (Gutierrez/Falconi) 4:17
- Is This Whiskey (Harley White) 3:55
- Willow (Falconi) 2:58
- Stand Up for Jesus (George J. Webb) 1:42
- Walkin' in the Kingdom (Sage/Matal) 3:04
- Intermission 7:59
- She's Hot (Falconi/Avery) 2:39
- Tana (Harley White) 3:51
- Gulio Got a Heater (Falconi) 2:05
- Mom and Pop Sex Shoppe (Villec/Hodnet) 2:07
- Heels & Stockings (Villec/Falconi) 3:05
- Ballad of the Nancy Brigg (W.S Gilbert) 3:56
Recorded at Studio Z, Sacramento, CA.
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