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I love the smell of grease in the morning
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No 8 In Search Of The Perfect Kids Meal
Don't that kid taste good?
No 7 Why I Like To Barbeque
Fire up the grill but don't burn your weenie
No 6 You Get What You Pay For
Chili, cake and where to put your frosting
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Slim Jim's, Denny's and Evil Truckers
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No 2 Porkchops & Apple Sauce
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