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Volume 2

No 2 Fair Food
I love the smell of grease in the morning

No 1 Dieting Sucks!
He's baaaa...aaaack..

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No 10 Pork, It Pays The Mortgage...
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No 9 Clark's Not So Very Happy Article... (currently offline)
Adventures in food service

No 8 In Search Of The Perfect Kids Meal
Don't that kid taste good?

No 7 Why I Like To Barbeque
Fire up the grill but don't burn your weenie

No 6 You Get What You Pay For
Chili, cake and where to put your frosting

No 5 Movin Out To The Country...Gonna Eat A Lot Of Peaches
Festive Frolics With The Chef

No 4 The Great Road Trip
Slim Jim's, Denny's and Evil Truckers

No 3 BlueJay Ala Clark
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No.. It's dinner!

No 2 Porkchops & Apple Sauce
and why won't Marsha Brady answer my calls?

No 1 Meatloaf
The Greatest Food On Earth

Clark Jewell was a real Chef (no kidding) in Madison, Wisconsin
but then someone paid him to sing.

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