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“The Doctor’s Orders” is a series of insights, witticisms and life observations taken from the archives of the late, great D.Lawrence Haynes AKA The Doctor.
Enjoy…
– MCZF1
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Jumping Jenson Button? It’s A Gas Gas Gas!
Jenson Button’s villa was unfortunately robbed while he was vacationing in St. Tropez but the statement has been completely misinterpreted by the media.
What was said:
“The police have indicated that this has become a growing problem in the region with perpetrators going so far as to gas their proposed victims through the air conditioning units before breaking in”.
What was reported by the media:
“JENSON WAS GASSED!!! JENSON WAS GASSED!!! OH MY GOD!!! JENSON WAS GASSED!!!” (or words to that effect)
Does no one actually read anymore?
Slow news week in F1. Roll on Spa-Francorchamps…
– MCZF1
NBC & NASCAR Show F1 How To Advertise
NBC Sports ran this great ad during the Super Bowl, starring Nick Offerman, espousing the bad-ass virtues of NASCAR and inviting you to “get some NASCAR in your life”.
Wouldn’t it be great if Crazy Uncle Bernie would allow this kind of promotion for Formula One? Oh wait, he thinks there’s no point in trying to reach teenagers because “they could not afford anything the sport is promoting”.
It’s time for some warm cocoa and a nap, Bernie. A very long nap, far, far away.
In the meantime, enjoy the ad:
– MCZF1